...for being all perverted up in this bitch.

^{"Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. Thought we'd met?"}

...for starting a Scrubs kick.

_{I love it, but have no pithy quotes}

⌠_⌠

...for continuing to use references from shows I have not seen.

...for not knowing of Scrubs.

^{Let you mind run free like an eeeeeagle.}

...for not thinking Better Off Ted is the new funniest show ever.

_{Oh, it is.}

...for introducing a show I haven't heard of.

^{Does it involve Ted? If so OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYEAH!!!!!}

...for confusing Teds.

_{Not that Ted (thought that would be a hell of a spin off). There might be episodes on Hulu.com still. Goat sez check it out!}

...for thinking I will.

^{When my internet gets better then 32.5 kbps, then I might. For now, "OH, mannnn..."}

...for making me go to work.

_{Goodnight, my friends. I shall return tomorrow. Damned midnight shift!}

...for leaving. I'll threaten you with a Scrubs quote.

^{Hey, I need you to take this orange soda, wave at blonde doctor and give her a thumbs up.
Why would I want to do that?
I have a personal interest in this. See, I'm gonna be future Mr Blonde Doctor and if you don't do this, I'll follow you down to the car, take this soda and proceed to bash you head in.}

So come back or I smash your head in with an orange soda.

...for threatening Goat.

^{You bad, bad man.}

...for nearly getting himself the same treatment.

...for threatening me.

^{What'd I do? What'd I do?}

...for accusing me of something that is not true.

^{I was only playing...}

...for playing in a way that makes it so I can't discern if you're playing or not.

...for not realising I can flip between playing and serious like Goat switches women.

^{Trust me, it takes him about 5 seconds.}

...for being able to flip between serious and joking in five seconds

^{Wait... so can I... I just called me a troll?}

...for falling for my mind buggery.

...for doing mind buggery on me.

...for allowing me to get intimate with his mind.

^{Too creepy?}

...for getting too creepy.

^{Yes, too creepy.}

...for not asking me to tone down ze creepiness sooner.

^{I'll just put this ball-gag back in the box.}

...for--- eww.
...for taking the ball-gag out of the box.

...for not using this reaction a couple of nights ago.

^{Look back through the pages. Not sure which ones.}

...for trying to distract me!

^{I know your tactics, I do, I do!}

...for being a clever man.

^{*Puts whip back*}

...for keeping me from sleep.

^{Though, you're not the only one this time... I have to get up in three hours. Grah. Getting up at three AM while you are an insomniac is never a good plan. Ever.}

...for making me feel bad...sort of.

^{Meh. I've gotta go sleep anyway. Might be receiving a phone call at 9.30am. Bah. G'nite.}

...for leaving before I realized he had.

^{Goodnight, I'll probably see you Monday... I'm going to go see some universities this weekend (hence the needing to get up at three), so I won't have any internet access. See ya.}

...for leaving us till Monday.

^{OK, now I go to sleep. I always have to get the last word in.}

...for making me miss out on all the fun.

^{Aw, Chinchy is sad now.
Then again I did eat gyros and watch Inglourious Basterds tonight.
So I guess that I WIN!}

...for being full of WIN!

Inglorious Basterd FTW

...for agreeing that seems like a WIN night.

^{Would've been more win with Borderlands.}

... for speaking of Borderlands before I had a chance to get the game.

...for not having the best co-op game EVAR!!!!