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Epic’d Out
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I don't need no steenking 'spell chek' <----LOL, cwutIdidthar?

How did you become so dependent on spellcheck?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
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Joined: 27 Aug 2009

i didn't i'm only dependent when i find a word i'm not sure how to spell

how did you bomb the nation of japan?

Epic’d Out
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Joined: 24 Jun 2009

From the 'Enola Gay'. I read a lot of WW2 stuff

How did you survive the blast?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
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Joined: 27 Aug 2009

i wear a lead suit at all times

how did you know where to bomb?

Epic’d Out
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Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Meh, I just closed my eyes and hit the button.

how did you get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Poptm?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
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Joined: 27 Aug 2009

ask your mu-*slap*i mean with 3 licks and a bite

how did you kill supergirl?

Epic’d Out
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Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Told Superman she likes anal.

How did you let my perversion loose?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
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Joined: 27 Aug 2009

by mentioning a girl

how did you come up with such a perverse response that makes me want to go on google images

Epic’d Out
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Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Sadly, it's how my mind naturally functions.

How did you pick Google images rather than 4chan?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
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.....4chan?

how will you explain this....4chan

Epic’d Out
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Joined: 24 Jun 2009

I...can't. It's scary. Ask in off topic.

How did you never hear of teh 4chan?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
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Joined: 27 Aug 2009

i hate annoying web fads?

how do you know asking that won't just get me called a retard and banned

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5671
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

I think if you ask in a sincere manner, it could work. Or, you could be right. Hard to explain. It's like the birthplace of memes and cartoon porn. I find it more tolerable then EncyclopediaDramatica but that's a story for another day.

How did you keep me up so late when I must sleep?

I'm afraid I must. Goodnight, friendly toast.

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
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Joined: 27 Aug 2009

night mr swollen goat.ed is fucking nasty o.o

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
Posts: 20728
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

I was IN YOUR BRAIN, pulling levers and flipping switches.

How did you hide a blimp?

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

Master Looter
Posts: 2676
Joined: 27 Feb 2009

Big pockets

How do I get blimp sized pockets in my trousers?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
Posts: 20728
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

You folded it up many, many times.

How did you vanish from my radar?

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

Power Leveler
Posts: 3692
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

I'm a radar ninja.

How did you learn the ninja arts?

Master Looter
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Joined: 27 Feb 2009

from the ninja arts and crafts course

How did you learn the Ninja textiles?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 22 Dec 2008

I focused, and was taught how to sew without a needle or thread.

How did you download an entire game onto a flash drive?

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

Power Leveler
Posts: 3692
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

I have a 1TB flash drive.

How did you survive being attacked with a spoon?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 22 Dec 2008

I attacked back. With a salad fork.

How did you get TV beamed into your brain?

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

Power Leveler
Posts: 3692
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

I hooked my brain to the antenna.

How did you get firefox installed in your car?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 22 Dec 2008

I have a supercomputer in the trunk.
It's awesome.

How did you take my epic items?

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

Power Leveler
Posts: 3692
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

With a sneak skill of 85.

How did you level up so fast?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 22 Dec 2008

Ugh. Hours upon hours of grinding...

How did you fight off the entire British army?

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

Power Leveler
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Joined: 22 Jul 2009

With a slingshot.

How did you kill me?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 22 Dec 2008

With a very cunning plan that involved badgers.

How did you replace your head with a salami?

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

Power Leveler
Posts: 3692
Joined: 22 Jul 2009

I sewed it.

How did you turn me into a fanfiction writer?

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

by reviving this thread

how did you park the titanic in ohio

Adventurer
Posts: 207
Joined: 2 Nov 2009

by having godzilla carry it

How did you stop toast from falling butter side down

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

with a gyroscope

how did you get in my house?

Adventurer
Posts: 207
Joined: 2 Nov 2009

I picked your windows,and also used a knife

How did you see me sneaking up behind your ready to rape?

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

wait wha- *rape* AHHH!!

how did you evade the henchman

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5058
Joined: 26 May 2009

He had the mind of a 2 year old. I gave him a stuffed gorilla and hit him on the head with a flower pot. Cookie for reference.

How did you read this?

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

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